Subject: ARE YOU SLEAZY?!?! (fwd)

Let's put it this way if you score perfect your just wrong:


so some of us might have done these things before...


         The Corruption Test--How Sleazy are You?

(1)   Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune?
       1 point
(2)  Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person?
       2 points
(3)  Ever tried alcohol?
       1 point
(4)  Ever been drunk?
    	2 points
(5)  Ever play drinking games?
    	2 points
(6)  Ever fall down because you drank too much?
    	3 points
(7)  Ever drink enogh to throw up?
    	4 points
    bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person
    	1 point
(8)  Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before?
    	5 points
(9)  Ever been forceably removed from a bar?
    	8 points
(10) Ever participated in/finishd a pub crawl?
    	5 points
(11) Do you drik regularly, at least 3 times a week?
    	3 points
    bonus: 1 point for each additionnal day (max 7 points)
(12) Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar?
    	4 points
(13) Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms?
    	4 points for each one tried
(14) Do yo do drgs regularly?
    	4 points
    bonus: at least 4 times a week
    	4 points
(15) Ever bought soft drugs?
    	4 points
(16) Ever sell drugs?
    	8 points
(17) Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit?
    	12 points
(18) Ever used barbituates?
    	8 points
(19) Ever used hallucinogens?
    	8 points
(20) Ever used nacotics?
    	10 points
(21) Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours?
    	8 points
(22) Ever been on a date?
    	2 points
(23) Ever been felt up, groped?
    	2  points
    bonus: to orgasm
    	2 points
(24) Ever had sexual intercourse?
    	6 points
(25) Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex?
    	5 points
(26) Ever paid for sex?
    	8 points
(27) Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk?
    	4 points
(28) Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain  sexual favors and
     succeed?
    	8 points
(29) Ever engage in oral sex?
    	4 points
    bonus: to orgasm
    	2  points
(30) Ever engage in anal sex?
    	6 points
    bonus: to orgasm
    	2 points
(31) Ever engage in th 69 position?
    	4 points
(32) Ever contract an STD?
    	12 points
(33) Ever had sex without a contraceptive?
    	4 points
(34) Ever had or  knowingly been responsible for an abortion?
    	12 points
(35) Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week?
    	4 points
(36) Ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
    	9 points
(37) Ever had sex in a public place?
    	6 points
(38) Ever had carpet burns in  relation to a sexual act?
    	4 points
(39) Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex?
    	10 points
(40) Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual
     gratification?
    	8 points
(41) Ever used sex toys?
    	6 points
(42) Ever pass out during sex?
    	5 points
(43) Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity?
    	4 points
(44) Ever masturbated while talking on the phone?
    	3 points
(45) Ever bought something in a sex shop?
    	3 points
(46) Ever licked or have someone lick
     an eyeball--1 point
     toes---2 points
     ears---1 point
(47) Ever have sex with a relative?
    	5 points
(48) Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot?
    	6 points
(49) Does necrophelia, pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on?
    	20 points
(50) Ever been arrested?
    	8 points
    bonus: If convicted
    	7 points

SCORING

0-20    A life with the church is too corrupt for you.

21-40   You barely make our scale.

41-60   Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.

61-100  Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.

101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.

131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.

161-200 You're a danger to society.  Who let you out on a day pass?

200+    You're going straight to hell.